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I leave you with Britney and her amazing British Accent.

Skip to 1:05

She is so glamorous.

Lie Count For Ms. Herpes 2006, 7, and 8 (lets hope for '09 too)

What a twat. I wonder if she's stoned in this interview. She probably got out of jail thinking, fuck, i need some grade A coke, and some bong rips.

You know that she was even grossed out by the heroin in jail.

"Like ewww."

Lou Reed- Perfect Day

Cause we could all use a perfect day.

Freaking life, man.

What is Wrong with YOUTUBE

Lately, the sound on all youtube videos (embedded and on the site) has gone missing. It comes back for like an hour, and then leaves.

Right now, it's gone.

What the hell is up with that? They need to send me a plate of cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and sprinkles to make up for this.

Damn. I love cupcakes.

Nene says Kim is a skank.

Before you read on. Please look into Nene's beautiful eyes and tell her how much you love her and respect her. Also tell her how rich she is (you better if you want to keep your cahones).

Well, DListed just told me that Nene hates Kim Zolcock and Kim is totally fronting.

Kim said to People magazine, "I am actually waiting on NeNe right now. We are buddies. When the filming stopped, we had a glass of wine, talked and it was great. I miss her.”

But Nene said hell no and responded, "Kim says that we are friends now, oh really? Well, I never make the same mistake twice. We can squash the drama, but we will never be friends. She is not a good friend. We can be associates, but never friends.”

All I can say is that I will have to take Nene's side in any pending war.

Kim, I love your wig, but your just not Nene enough for me.

Happy Birthday to Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond turns the big 6-8. today.

People have told me I look like a young neil diamond, and I think that's fucking hot.

neil diamond is a stud.

You can't hate Hilary Duff

If you do, you're like a bad Christian or something.

God totally lets his kids watch Lezzie McGuire and shit.

He probably even listens to her new albums and is surprised at how edgy they are.

But he's totally cool with it, cause he totally wants to bang her.

Molly Ringwald is knocked up

With Twins!

I don't really care!

But I like to use exclamation points!

Molly Ringwald is like the Lindsay Cokehan of 80's, except without all the coke, and Ronson rug!!!!!

I already knew this so I'm sorry if this post gives you Gonorrhea

Although this was already known months ago, the blog rags are talking about Paris "let's fuck in my pink bentley" Hilton's next season of BFF.

Personally, being BFF's with Paris would probably like being friends with a mannequin. They would probably have to give you her remote control, because everybody knows she's a robot (Her personality gives it away.) I wonder how much the Hilton's paid to have this herpasauraus rex made?

Bijou Phillips is my anti-drug.

"My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."

Bijou Phillips talks to Paper magazine about anti-depressants.