Some Serious Shit

The dow dropped below 7,000 today bitches. That's really bad.

I hate to bring up all this terrible shiz, but I guess it's beautiful to know?

I mean, I know that my bank account dropped below four dollars today. But it's beautiful to know that.

At around 6,800, the DOW is the lowest it has been since April 1997.

We can all pretty much blame it on AIG, who lost another 68 billion dollars after we gave them like 10 trillion dollars. I saw FUCK AIG. I dont know shit about the economy, but these damn insurance, money lenders, are really fucking shit up right now.

Oh, and the CEO of Freddie Mac just resigned, too. Asshole.

The reason this country is in real trouble, is because the gov isn't talking directly about the real issues, they keep feeding us bullshit.

But whatever, sorry for getting all serious on your asses.

It's Lou Reeds Birthday

Lou Reed Turns 67 today folks. Imagine that. You can do all that heroin, and other junkie stuff and still make it to a ripe old age of 67.

Keep on Rockin Lou.

Finally Bono Does Some Real Good In This World: Puts Chris Martin In His Place

Bono was on The BBC's Radio One, when he dished out a full load of truth about the douche bag married to Gwenyth Fishsticks Paltrow (Also a douche bag).

Boner... I mean Bono said "I think he's that good a melodist, but he's a wanker… He's obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin," said Bono on the BBC early Friday morning.

This makes me happy. And Bono usually makes me pissy like the kitty below.

Mad Pussy

This Kitty's name is Burger. This clip is pretty old, and I'm sure they put bitchy (or should I say catty) Burger to sleep, but lets remember him as he was. One Mad Pussy.

Zack Morris Is 35... I'd still hit it.

All you ladies in your mid 20's who had their lips on the TV screen during Zack Morris' soliloquy's will be interested to know that the former teen heart throb turns 35 today.

Below is a pic of what he currently looks like (he might have long hair, but him with long hair is almost as scary as the Pussy below)

You All Know How I Love Pussy

I am shuttering and will be for several days.

Join me.

The Brain- Lady Gaga- Full Version

Watch it.

Rihanna Is Just Askin For Another Ass Whoopin

Rumor has it that Rihanna has taken her assaulter back into her alien arms.

A source close to the couple said, "They're together again. They care for each other. While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."

You know, Sometimes I just want to smack bitches upside the head. (Though in this case I guess that would be a little redundant). Rihanna likes it rough I guess.

She's officially changing the name of her hit song to:

"Please Dont Stop The Beating"

Who knew Alien Princesses loved to get the smack down laid on they asses. If she takes him back, not only will people hate Chris Brown, they'll think Rihanna is dumb!

I mean, we're talking the rocket scientist Rihanna!

I know the pussy below doesn't fit exactly with the story. But c'mon. LOL!

Brady and Bundchen Get married.... Do I really care?

Tom Gaydy and Gisele Buttchin got married yesterday (Thursday) and no one really cared.

These two actually have their shit together. If they were cracked up messes, I'm sure I might have a slight interest, but who cares when two mentally stable adults decide to get married?

Please, tell me... WHO?!



I know I have a problem. i'm sort of working on it.

Eddie McMahon Is In Da Hospital

While all of you reading this, probably know the name and the face of Ed McMahon, many of you may not know why he is famous. Well, he was Johnny Carson's sidekick on the original Tonight Show.

Ed is 85, and he turns 86 on March 6th, so he's getting up there.

Ed's spokesman said "Ed's a big, strong, hearty guy and his family and I are hopeful and optimistic about his prognosis."

Don't really know what that means, but we wish him a quick and easy recovery.

He needs the kitty healer!