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Why U Gotta Be So Mean?

Damien Rice

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Reason # 3243 to Not Do Blow

(The picture is actually a representation of reason # 3244)

So according to this source Lindsay Lohan is brokesville. WELCOME TO THE CLUB LINDZ!!

The only money Lindz is making these days is from personal appearances. And while she's been spending up a storm, she ain't using her own money. She's using her boyfriend Sam Ronson's money.

I don't personally give two shits about this blow hard (emphasis on the blow) but it just goes to show you that no matter how much money you make (this bitch was getting 7 million a movie at one point) you can blow it all away... on BLOW!!!

Congrats Lohan, you've acheived one of my lifelong dreams, which was to make millions and spend it all away in a drug infused frenzy.

Get a job biatch.

OCTO MOM MANIA!!!!!!!

Obviously, my obsession with OctoMom is well warranted. Just check out the circus at her new crib!

My lady Octomom got the green light to take home 2 of her 8 newborns to the new pad she picked up in Southern California (La Habra, to be precise).

There has to be like 50 people on her front lawn right there. And there all waiting to cast their lenses, and eyes on the mommylicious, jaw-dropping beauty known as Octo Mom.

What I really want to know is, is OctoMom making her money off of all this?

I mean, people want to call that bitch greedy, but dayum, she better get greedy, she's got 14 kids to feed. 14!!!

She's like running a full-time summer camp. That would annoy the hellz out of me. Shit, I get annoyed if I even hear a baby crying from a distance while I'm in public.

Plus, you can't smoke down with babies. You can't drink with babies. What the hell are they good for?

Hey Bitches... Bow Down

I know it's completely unnecessary to post the same picture in two consecutive posts... but SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

Of course it's necessary. It's my latest and most dearest obsession of all time. CHEESECAT!

Look how beautiful he is. I lub him.

So i've been thinking, about Cheesecat, and I was wondering what it takes to be a spoiled brat?

What do U think?

About Cheesecat, of course, and then about what it takes to be a spoiled brat.

I Have A New Boyfriend

I have a new passion in life. A new reason to get up in the morning. A new boo, if you will.

World, say hello to cheesecat.

He is the ultimate LOLCat because, just like me, and you, he also enjoys Kraft Singles.

As you can tell, he is a marvel of a cat. The way the cold cheese sits across his face, and he smirks. This cat is the 10th wonder in the world (Tommy Lee's dick is the 8th, and John Travolta's hairpiece is the 9th)

I love cheesecat.

Lohan isn't Goin to Jail Just Yet

So an arrest warrant was issued for Lindsay Lohan this weekend after the LA courts decided that she didn't complete all the stipulations stemming from her 2007 hit and run/DUI (good Combo Lindz!) arrest.

She was supposed to complete a 10 day booze program, or some shit, I dont freakin know.

All I know is that her attorney said she was fine in some statement.

In other Lezzie Lindsay news, apparantley her and her old-man (samRO) are having it out at samantha's place in LA, cause there are a shit ton of reporters and cops outside the house.

Click Here to see all the drama go down.

Those lesbians are freaking out of their minds. Actually, I think they just enjoy putting on a good show. They must. If They didn't like all this attention, they'd stop. Maybe their addicts.

No way. Lindsay... an addict?

He's Gay? WTF?

This mother fucker just pulled some Doogie Howser shit on us. Dave "Say What Karaeoke (I dont know how the f you spell kar-E-oky)" Holmes, that dude that came in second on the "wanna be a vj" shiznat from MTV like 10 years ago, is a say what HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!

Okay, he came out like 7 years ago, but I didn't know this shit. Why didn't I know this? I should know every celebrity that is gay (no matter how minor or irrelevant) because I have to be ready if duty calls!

I'm shocked by this because I don't think I ever romanticized getting it on with this fool. I can still barely imagine him doing the dirty with a dude.

I know this will be news to many of you...

Miley's New Vid

Yes, I love this song. I checked and Miley didn't write it, so it's okay.

The vid, on the other hand, wtf?

Why is she trying to rock out against the wall to a ballad? Especially one like this. If you really look at Miley, she doesn't really have much musical intuition. She doesn't really get into the music the way real musicians do.

She's no Demi Lovato.

But, hell, she's rich as hell, and a slut. So I think she's the bees knees.

Grandma's Mini Sandwich Cremes Are Heavenly

I don't know if these little pieces of heaven are in vending machines everywhere, but I just bought a pack and my mouth is jizzing itself.

The cookies are scrumptious and the creme in the middle is divine. I think these were baked by an angel.

Wait... I figured it out.

TRANS FAT.

These babies have 3.5 grams of delicious trans fat per bag. Mmmmm. Why the fuck would they ban trans fat from food in California? Don't they know how delicious it is?