Vintage Brit

Remember when Brit Brit was crazier than the lady who jumped in the Polar Bear tank?

Remember when her hair resembled road kill?

Remember when times were simpler?

Don't get me wrong, Brit is still cukoo for cocoa puffs, but it's just not the same when she's touring and working and stuff.

Lindsay, you are nowhere near as interesting at the gloriousness you see above.

And I will make no apologies for that!

WTF Is Up with "Hot Fries"?

I'm not sure which is grosser... Lindsay Lohan's septum, or Hot Fries?

I seriously think all people who choose this snack food item ought to be deported to a third world country. These are not a real food.

If you eat these, you might as well eat play dough spaghetti, or mud fucking pies.

Now on to more important things...



The two geniuses you see have been arrested for putting their nose elves inside the food they were serving at dominoes.

How did they get caught?

look below



Fuck these guys.

DEATH PENALTY.

This is exactly what all of us good American's pray won't happen. It's embedded into our national consciousness the same way terrorists are.

These people are terrorists.

DEATH PENALTY!

Literary Corner

This is Edward Albee. A Gay playwright who wrote Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolfe, and the most intensely beautiful work i've read in some time, The Zoo Story.

Please do read the Zoo Story. It's simply wonderful.

Aersol Cheese, Now In Waffle Batter

This was going to be a post solely about aerosol cheese, but while I was doing an image search I came upon a new sort of aerosol treat. Check it out!




It's Waffle Batter!

WTF? .... Waffles The Fuck!

So why do I imagine that waffle batter coming out like the tail end of a whip cream that I just took a whip it out of. You know, all liquidy, and with that nauseating texture. I still drink it, cause I can't resist that sweet sweet milkfat cream and sugar. No way. No how!

But seriously. WTF? (Waffles The Fuck!) What does waffle batter look like coming out of an aersol can. I HAVE TOO KNOW!!


I'll report back later.

Sasha Fierce, Meet Super C

DUDE

This is soooo hilarious.

RnB star, singer, Ciara has just announced that she has a Sasha Fierce.

She said this on her myspace blog


I am soooo proud of this artwork! I can't wait for you to see the inside - it's crazy!!!!! Super C is my super hero name. It's who I am. It's the inner strength and drive that enables me to overcome any obstacles and who I have to be in order to accomplish my dreams and survive in this tough world.

I'm just putting it out there that this might be a new gimmick that I find Hilarious.

Let's have a whole new superfriends of RnB singers.

Justin Timberlake has to be aqua man though. Cause I'd prefer that he stay in the ocean.

That beings said, Click here to listen to their new song which is freaking great. It's a good song.

Good job Aqua Man and Super C!

Pickled Eggs

Is your mouth watering as much as mine.

I feel like pickled eggs are another one of G-d's ways of telling us that he loves us.

Thank You G-d!

Alright Bitches and Hoz... Here We Gay Again!

Due to popular request, my lazy ass is back to pumping your brains full of useless shit (really, though, Bill O'Reilly will do it ever day for free on Fox News).




Perez Hilton just posted Flo-Rida's real cell phone number.
Good luck trying to get through to that bitch.

(305) 528-2786!

And wtf? How can a rapper named Florida be popular. That shit should just be outlawed.

Bald Men Can Get Hotties... They Just Have To Be HILARIOUS!!!

David Cross and Amber Tamblyn.

Couple!!

Kudos To David for baggin a 25 year old at the ripe young/old age of 43.

!!

Now This Is Scandalous! YUMMY!

This blog will soon be changed to Britney'sScandals.com

Check out this call that Brit Brit made to a lawyer. She claims her dad, Jamie Spears, otherwise known as Poppa Spears has been threatening her and shiz.

You know, the truth is, he's probably just doing whatever he can to keep the girl in line.

But you know what... it's her fucking money, and her fucking life. So she can do whatever she wants. Unfortunatley.

Merry Christmas Brit!

I don't have the video

But Perez Hilton Does.

Brit Brit is high as a kite and without doing any drugs ( I assume she's sober during a tour performance... Do I assume wrong?)

Check out this video and prepare to bust a nut with laughter.

This video should win a Golden Globe, an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Grammy for outstanding fuckery.