Where is this dude

This is a good time to bring this back up.

That's A Cute Burquini

The beauty that is the burquini, which is being sported in the photograph above, has been DENIED!

A woman, only identified as Carole claims she was not allowed into a public pool in Emerainville, France, while dressed in her fabulous "burquini."

The reason: too dirty.

Officials at the pool told Carole it was for sanitary reasons. That didn't sit well (unlike the burquini, which sits like a dream!)

"For me this is nothing but segregation," Carole told said.Le Parisien, a Parisian daily.

I don't see what could be any nastier about this than an old Frenchy's balls hanging out of a speedo. It's reminscient of the good old days when women were modest, and wore even MORE clothing in the pool than out of it.

The Miss Lolitas

Yes, they're name is The Miss Lolitas. And if you live in LA, you are about to crack the fuck up.

Check out the Toyota of North Hollywood and Jack in the Box cameos these lolitas (how old are they? I hope I don't get arrested for this post.) make in their video for "Party Starters."

I don't even think these chicks are old enough to party. But shit... don't get made on them cause they're so free!

Somebody Give This Woman A Record Deal

Well world, we have a nother famegrubbing, Sarah Larson loving, Ashley Dupree on our hands and her name is Jude Law's Babymamma. Her real name is Samantha Burke, and surprise surprise, she's an actress and a model. I can hear the collective sigh of actress/models all over hollywood. They've been holding their stomachs, they've stopped drinking and smoking, because they were all hoping to be named Jude Law's baby mama. (That's how those putas think.)

Don't worry ladies, I hear Spaghetti Cat is still looking for a pussy to impregnate.

This One Is Going To Climb The Charts

...fag beasts and bloody fags... la la la la la....

Drink This Stuff

I just discovered this drink a couple of weeks ago. I don't know if they carry it everywhere, but they sure as hell do carry it at the liquor next to my work.

It's the most amazery antioxidant drink hullaballoo i've ever let drip between my lips (....)

You see the blue caps? Those things carry vitamin powder. When you twist the blue part, the flavored vitamin powder fills up the yucky plain water and you then you have yourself a low cal fruity beverage that is also fruity!

Giant Fucking Jellyfish

Sick. Amazing. Wtf? Scary?

Apparantley these giant jellyfish are terrorizing coastal cities in Japan.

But it's not what you think.

The giant jellyfish are tearing the expensive fishing nets that are the foundation for many of these small villages economies.

The only current solution is an alert system that lets fisherman know when there are giant jellies in the water. They still lose the catch, but.. eh. yah know.

They look like Brit Brit circa Adnan

Shit Dawg. Micha got a 5150!

Like the Great Britney Spears did before her, Mischa Barton has landed herself a 5150 deal.

What? A deal, you say. That must be a good thing!

Wrong.

A 5150 is a court ordered psychiatric evaluation (moreorless) because one has been deemed incapable of caring for them self.

Our little Mischa is growing up? (WTF?)

Obama Hates A Gay

Yes, it is true. Obama has forgot about the gays.

He is totally being a homophobe.

He should back the gays FULLY and 100 percent, and face the utter reality that

A HUGE PORTION OF THIS COUNTRY AND THE WORLD THINK GAYS BURN IN HELL FOR THEIR IMMORALITY.

Folks, my fellow gays, my fellow gay Americans, my fellow straight americans, Black Americans... every fucking stupid bullshit name you want to give yourself...

The point is not to fight against the hate, but to fight with the hope.

GIVE CELIA HODES AN EMMY!

The emmy nominations are in... SPICY! And one of my favorite TV bitches is nominated.

I think we should all write to congress that (1) Elizabeth Perkins (Celia on Weeds) should win the emmy for best supporting actress in a comedy and (2) That ENTOURAGE will not win ANY AWARDS.

I can't say that Entourage rubs any part of my body the right way. It feels kind of like a really sticky deodorant, that smells like cheap Cologne.

Anyway. If Weeds does win the emmy's, isn't it sort of mandatory to celebrate with bong rip?

Here are the nominations:
(the interesting ones anyways)

Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds

Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin - 30 Rock
Jon Hamm - 30 Rock
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Beau Bridges - Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston - 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch - 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands - Monk
Betty White - My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski - The Big Bang Theory

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence - Grey's Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn - Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn - Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder - The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum - Project Runway
Jeff Probst - Survivor
Phil Keoghan - The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio - Top Chef

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement - Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub - Monk
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Hugh Laurie - House
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer

Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef

Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer - 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Jon Cryer - Two And A Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson - Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul - Damages
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth - Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins - Weeds

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest - In Treatment
Hope Davis - In Treatment