2012

This is the future.

Paramore - Use Somebody

Hop On!

Another Clip of the Soon To Be Best Comedy Series At The Emmys

Sheer brilliance.

Just brilliant.

Emmy Front Runner

Michael Jackson Is Alive!

Yes. It is 100% true that Michael Jackson is, without a hint of doubt, alive and well. As you can clearly see in this video, MJ hops out of that coroners van and is escorted into the doorway by an executioner from medieval England.

Seeing is believing. And here you have it. MJ, the King of Pop, The Magical Music Maker, and lover of little boys everywhere, is still dancing.

The picture below clearly demonstrates how certain tabby cats are immune to gravity.

Blog has new name

Fuck You.com

MMMMmmmmm...

I found the new love of my life.

His left chi chi.

Sexy Times With Luigi and Mario

If Mario and Luigi were gay lovers living during the 1980's in the Phillipines (which they were), then here is the glamour shots they took at the mall.

I'm going to take this picture and put it in place of my family's 1997 family portrait. I'm going to place this in a frame on the edge of my table at work. I like to surround myself with beautiful things. And if these aren't beautiful...

Where is this dude

This is a good time to bring this back up.