The David Hasslehoff diet

I posted this in case anybody needed to go on a diet. Because i can't eat shit for like a week after seeing this. I want to gag up beer and cheeseburger and hoff juice. Ewwww. Hoff Juice.

Me no likey pepaws eating.

I fucking love his daughter though, because you know shes thinking "i'm totally gonna make like a million dollars on youtube with this shit." She probably bought a set of secret cameras and is going to publish them in an elegant box set called living with hoff: living with a drunken pepaw.