It's not that I want to be too high strung and make all those slightly chubby girls bulimic and all those "8's" get plastic surgery until they're "10's" (doesn't work btw) but I always imagine that Miss America has to be the hottest damn thing since Britney Spears at the 2000 VMA's (thinking about that performance makes me dank in the chaps.)
Katie Stam from Indiana, this years winner, looks like she's storing food for the winter in her cheeks (fuck, sometimes I store chewed up cheetos in my mouth for later.)
Personally, I think Brit Brit should have just been given the award. It's the only real choice that makes any sense to my gay brain.
"Did ah win 'dis pwetty crown y'all?"
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