Tom Cruise is demanding that all reporters who want to interview the Scientologist watch his delayed ejaculation, also known as Valkyrie, and like it before they can interview him.
If I were a GDamn celebrity of Tommy's stature, I'd demand a lot more than that.
1) You must bring a kitten into the interview room.
2) That kitten must be named after Suri.
3. Each interviewer must give me a thorough testicle exam.
Screw if they liked my movie or not.
I haven't seen Valkyrie, but I'm sure it's better than the 3 hour nap "Benjamin Button."
I wish hurricane Katrina would have destroyed that movie.
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