I swear I'm not a complete pussy (Just a really big one), but for some reason, I thought a groundhog was the size of a guinea pig or a mouse.
Turns out these things really are the HOGS of the ground.
Well, in any case, the groundhog told us that there would be 6 more weeks of winter.
Don't ask me if he saw his shadow or not, cause I always get that shit confused.
Looking at the large possum like creature, I realize just how retarded our country can be sometime.
How in the fuck can a ground possum tell us what the weather is going to be like? This is pure fuckery.
PURE FUCKERY.
The only true thing this groundhog business is good for is the Bill Murray movie anyway.
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