Sunday, August 30, 2009

Another Clip of the Soon To Be Best Comedy Series At The Emmys

Sheer brilliance.

Just brilliant.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Emmy Front Runner

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Is Alive!

Yes. It is 100% true that Michael Jackson is, without a hint of doubt, alive and well. As you can clearly see in this video, MJ hops out of that coroners van and is escorted into the doorway by an executioner from medieval England.

Seeing is believing. And here you have it. MJ, the King of Pop, The Magical Music Maker, and lover of little boys everywhere, is still dancing.

The picture below clearly demonstrates how certain tabby cats are immune to gravity.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Blog has new name



I found the new love of my life.

His left chi chi.

Sexy Times With Luigi and Mario

If Mario and Luigi were gay lovers living during the 1980's in the Phillipines (which they were), then here is the glamour shots they took at the mall.

I'm going to take this picture and put it in place of my family's 1997 family portrait. I'm going to place this in a frame on the edge of my table at work. I like to surround myself with beautiful things. And if these aren't beautiful...

Friday, August 21, 2009

Where is this dude

This is a good time to bring this back up.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

That's A Cute Burquini

The beauty that is the burquini, which is being sported in the photograph above, has been DENIED!

A woman, only identified as Carole claims she was not allowed into a public pool in Emerainville, France, while dressed in her fabulous "burquini."

The reason: too dirty.

Officials at the pool told Carole it was for sanitary reasons. That didn't sit well (unlike the burquini, which sits like a dream!)

"For me this is nothing but segregation," Carole told said.Le Parisien, a Parisian daily.

I don't see what could be any nastier about this than an old Frenchy's balls hanging out of a speedo. It's reminscient of the good old days when women were modest, and wore even MORE clothing in the pool than out of it.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Miss Lolitas

Yes, they're name is The Miss Lolitas. And if you live in LA, you are about to crack the fuck up.

Check out the Toyota of North Hollywood and Jack in the Box cameos these lolitas (how old are they? I hope I don't get arrested for this post.) make in their video for "Party Starters."

I don't even think these chicks are old enough to party. But shit... don't get made on them cause they're so free!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Somebody Give This Woman A Record Deal

Well world, we have a nother famegrubbing, Sarah Larson loving, Ashley Dupree on our hands and her name is Jude Law's Babymamma. Her real name is Samantha Burke, and surprise surprise, she's an actress and a model. I can hear the collective sigh of actress/models all over hollywood. They've been holding their stomachs, they've stopped drinking and smoking, because they were all hoping to be named Jude Law's baby mama. (That's how those putas think.)

Don't worry ladies, I hear Spaghetti Cat is still looking for a pussy to impregnate.