Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Wash your hands, Wash your hands, Do your taxes, Wash your hands.

Do you remember this guy? Come on, he was pretty big news for about, the time between lunch and a pre-dinner snack... It's Richard Hatch, the winner of the first Survivor: 1. That was all the way back where people still sort of notice you for being on it. I think the show currently is just a ride at Disney World. I wonder if they even need waivers. There's probably just little signs everywhere that says, if we exploit you at any time, you have no right to sue, bitch, or any of the profits.

Well anyway, Richard "chubby daddy" Hatch won't be allowed to embark on the Survivor 20th anniversary shindig/ exploitation party because he's basically still in jail for not paying his taxes on the million dollars he got for winning the first survivor.

Why do I think gays don't pay their taxes? They always think they're above the law. Gay mafia. Gay mafia. Gay mafia. Gay mafia. Gay mafia.

I have no idea why i kept typing that. I should really hold off on burning herbs... y'all know what i'm saying.

Here's Brit for everyone in the Gay Mafia!