Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Kelsey Grammer Relapses

WTF Kelsey Grammer? No thank you. Good day sir.

I said good day!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Here It Is World!

It's purrty good!

It's about a threesome.

I bet you'd think different about Brit Brit after being in a 3some with her.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Now THIS Is It!

Britney's new single is coming out. Since I'm Jewish and have never fully celebrated Christmas, whenever Britney launches a debut single, it's like my Christmas.

3, ladies and homos. 3. 3. 3.

It's Not Real, But I Love It Anyway

I want this movie to come out, because the trailer makes me cry with happiness.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Ahead Of Its Time

The Cure's "Pictures Of You"

Thanks Pandora!

This Is The Most Amazing Toothpaste Ever

I'm just sorry I couldn't find a better image of it. The new aerosol toothpaste from Aquafresh kills 3X the bacteria in your mouth, and it feels like you're brushing your teeth with cloudy foamy goodness. It fills your mouth with so much delight that you'll wake up in the morning looking forward to brushing your teeth. It'll literally revolutionize the way you think about toothpaste.

Forget the messy tubes that look unsightly halfway through their usage. This lovely aerosol can fits neatly on your counter and remains in pristine form from start to finish.

Everything from the taste to the texture will leave your teeth and mouth feeling extra fresh.


And no, i'm not being paid by aquafresh. Why the fuck would they pay me to pimp their product out to the 3 people and 2 cats (don't ask) who read my blog/

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Tranny Got It Going On

This is one sharp tranny. Jalia Simms is a contestant on Diddy's "Making His Band" and she's telling it like it is to all the broke ass hos who be playing games.

Listen to the wisdom coming from Miss Sims.

Is This Animal Cruelty

Yes. Yes it is.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

This Is Really It

So here we have the trailer to the highly anticipated (????) rehearsal footage of what was to be Michael Jackson's final performance.

I can't be sure what to make of this. At the end of the day, one has to consider that it is a theatrical release of rehearsal footage. Unprecedented much?

Also, it wasn't going to be Jackson's best performance either. He was 50, drug addled (he looks damn skinny), and by no means in top form.

I think what it will do for people, is give them that glimpse into the Michael Jackson that existed directly before his death. I think people are most interested to know who THAT particular recluse was (as opposed to a younger Michael). We want to see his fall from grace... and yes, at the same time, we are all hoping to see at least a sliver of the world-class performer that was Michael Jackson.

Wonder how it'll do.


Young, Naive David... After the Dentist

If you ask me, this kid would be lucky if he felt this way forever.

Just wait till your first car breaks down kid.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Is This Real?

Is Lady Gaga a duder? Are those some serious huevos?


This is fantastic.

Funny or Die?

Seriously... I can't decide.


Kid chilling G-style in Iraq.


This is the future.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009