Saturday, January 31, 2009

John Mayer, you should try this!

I only wish that John Mayer's beautiful smug asshole was getting the smack down laid on him by a cop.

He's totally the kind of idiot who would go flip off a cop.

"Waiting on the world to change"

I'm Loving It... But Jessica is Not

I'm sorry Jessi"fat" Simpson, but I think the whole fat contraversy is hilarious. I mean, i've known a few girls to get fat in the day, and sure, everyone talks about it, but when it happens to Jessica "Is Tuna Chicken" Simpson, it's just too amazing.

I don't see why the Brilliant Blonde even gives a shit. She's got tons of money and she's smarter than Einstein! Why doesn't she just tell everyone to F*$# off and shove another fifty dollar burger down her throat, that would make everything better.(I wonder what kind of mayonaisse Jessica puts on her burgers? I like garlic flavored.)

Besides, if skinny little bitch Ashley ever gets ahead of herself, Jessica can just go back in the books and show her whats what. Jessica is the reason Ashlee is famous at all.

If it weren't for Jessica, Ashlee would still me poking bitches eyes out with that ten gallon nose of hers!

Jessica, just love your fat ass. I'm sure you and Tony can stay up all night eating barbecue ribs and sweet buttered cornbread.


By the way, the burger with all the wonderful onion rings on it, is the U.K.s most expensive burger. They sell it at Burger King and it costs 85 pounds ($170!). I think it would be well worth it.

File this under: WHO GIVES A F$#@!

Danity Kane, Puffy's Making the Band girl group, has broken up.

Member Dawn Richard said,"As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist]. It's devastating for me."

Poor Dawn. For one, I couldn't tell you who she was if I had a picture of the group in front me (Even if you took out the luciuos tomato known as Aubrey O'Day). Also, I doubt that Puffy gives two shits about this group going on.

The only thing Puffy cares about is money and fashion.... well, maybe just one thing.

Danity Kane wasn't the shittiest group ever, but they were pretty take it or leave it.

I guess Puffy decided to leave that shit.

Besides, the only girl group that ever really mattered on the Bad Boy Label was Dream.

OMG! I loved Dream. I wanted to be a member of Dream. I would have bought their CD if it weren't for the whole "I swear I'm straight" attitude I was going for at 13 years old.

Here's the lovely ladies of Dream doing their thing in the This Is Me remix video.

fuck it, I'm posting He Loves U Not too, because I love both of them almost as much as I love Casey's Pizza.

If you don't know what Casey's Pizza is, it's a gas station pizza chain that's only in the Mid-West. It might just be in Iowa. But they have a canadian bacon pizza, where there is an entire layer of canadian bacon.