Friday, October 2, 2009

Another Retro Barbie Doll Becomes A Housewife

The oldie lady with the large vv is the newest Real Housewife of New York, replacing the newly departed Bethenny Frankel, who is now set to appear in her won Bravo show. That'll show those other bitches that Bethenny and her "parting of the red sea" hair can do whatever they want. The newbie's name is Sonja somethingorother. Really, who gives a shit? (not me!!!!!! I swear. Don't look at me like that!)


Rumor has it that Bethenny and Jill Zarin, of the Housewives of New York, are no longer talking since Frankel's split from the show. Jealous much? Uh.. duh.

Jill is probably squeezing out the last of her worry lines with botox as we speak.

Poor, poor, rich ho.

If you ask me, they should have just replaced Bethenny with Beaker the muppet. It would have been much more interesting. Finally, there would be someone with something to say. And more dramz!