Thursday, April 16, 2009
Here's a video of the first family with the first pooch, Beau, who I'm sure you've all heard about because he's getting as much media attention as Sarah Palin's illegitamite grandchild.
He's a funny lookin dog if you ask me. His paws are all floppy, but I'm sure he'd be fun to snuggle with.
Does that sound lonely?
Remember when Brit Brit was crazier than the lady who jumped in the Polar Bear tank?
Remember when her hair resembled road kill?
Remember when times were simpler?
Don't get me wrong, Brit is still cukoo for cocoa puffs, but it's just not the same when she's touring and working and stuff.
Lindsay, you are nowhere near as interesting at the gloriousness you see above.
And I will make no apologies for that!
I'm not sure which is grosser... Lindsay Lohan's septum, or Hot Fries?
I seriously think all people who choose this snack food item ought to be deported to a third world country. These are not a real food.
If you eat these, you might as well eat play dough spaghetti, or mud fucking pies.
Now on to more important things...
The two geniuses you see have been arrested for putting their nose elves inside the food they were serving at dominoes.
How did they get caught?
Fuck these guys.
This is exactly what all of us good American's pray won't happen. It's embedded into our national consciousness the same way terrorists are.
These people are terrorists.