Why Are You Gay?

I Don't Think Today's Mothers Would Want Porky Holding A Loaded Shot Gun

I Was just informed by a facebook status that today, in 1937, Daffy Duck made his debut in the cartoon you see above. "Porky's Duck Hunt"

I thought those two were friends?

Who would you rather eat?

I love me some pate! DAFFY!

JUST FUCKING TELL US YOU FUCKZ!

Here is the most annoying commercial/PSA of 2009.

Get Yourself Tested you whores.

I seriously don't find this funny, or interesting, or well done, or artistic, or cool, or sexy, or fun, or happy, or sad.

It's fucking RETARDED! Yes, I said RETARDED. Because my politcally incorrect evaluation of this shiz is 10 billion times more interesting than this retardo PSA.

Why not say instead just give out free whopper jr.s to everyone who gets tested.

MMMMMMM. I just hope that I don't get an STD from that whopper jr.

If I Were Stranded On A Deserted Island...

It would be a tough choice, but it would be between cheese balls and Chris Pine from the new Star Trek movie.

I seriously don't understand how they did it, but somehow, the marketing team behind Star Trek has made me want to see this movie. I've never watched Star Trek, not the New Generation, not the old one, nothing.

WTF people! Get me some SCOTCH!