Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Solange Taking A Nap At An Airport Terminal

Beyonce's B-Lister little sister (haha that rhymes) passed out after taking some Nyquil on a plane the other day. So here is the picture.

Say nighty nighty solange!

Brought Back Down To Earth

One of my bitches just bitch slapped me, reminding me that lady gaga is the shizat.

And now, of course, i'm just da da doo doo duh duh dancing.

Thanks Nicky boy.

Check out this amazing performance below.

Lady Gaga's Brain is just a Hello Kittie Doll

I don't know what I think about this. I think it's almost cool, but the Hello Kitty just brings up Mariah Crazy Carey in my mind, and then I start to remember the movie glitter and I get all sad sad in my pee pee (Don't ask why, my pee pee is sensitive).

I guess it's cool that Lady GooGooplex is doing something different? Is it different? Perez Hilton said it was Andy Warhol-esque.

Oh yeah, Perez Hilton's brain is made of a hello kitty doll too!

Robert Pattinson and Natalie Portman Are Butt Buddies?

I don't know if Robert has used Natalies bum bum as a warm place yet, but I do know that Pattinson was supposedly very excited to see Ms. Portman. Pattinson's friend said the hunky vampire used "whisky and Natalie" Portman to keep him cool on Oscar night.

This story is actually pretty retarded. I just thought it sounded good at first.

Robert, you belong with me. Contact me Robert and we can spend the rest of our lives together in bloody bliss.

I Couldn't Call My Self Octo-Mommy's #1 Fan if I Didn't Post This

Marilyn Manson has a Bloody Vampire Peen

Okay, so the title has little to do with this post, but I enjoyed typing "bloody vampire peen."

I guess Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are fuck buddies/ boyfriends/ "a couple" again. Even though neither of them have any reflections, and can't go out in the daylight, paparazzi managed to catch the two leaving a Hotel in Los Angeles together.

Page Six says Marilyn was caught in a lobby by some press when he told them he was "waiting for my girlfriend." And then two minutes later, after she could finish the harpy blood she was guzzling in the bathroom, Evan came out and they drove off together.

I wonder if Marilyn is a top or a bottom? I bet he likes to have his man pussy prodded. And Evan like to feel like the male vampire.

Dees, I'm sure of.

Quote of the Day via Perez Hilton

"[Partying] is what I do for a living. I get paid to go to events and parties, and it’s fun."

- Paris Hilton tells the NY Daily News

I don't know whether to slap her across the face or to kiss her deflated whoopie cushion ass and beg that she be my friend.

Internal Debate:
Would I rather spend time with a blow up doll and get to party for a living.... or have a dump taken on me by Kim Zolciak of the real Housewives of Atlanta?