Thursday, January 29, 2009

This is what I did this afternoon

Paris, Stop Lying. We all Know You're a Few Herpes Short of an Outbreak.

Paris Hilton, whose in London being the BWF (Biggest Whore Forever) to everyone, is trying to convince people that she's NOT stupid.

Let me repeat. Paris says she isn't dumb.


Ms. Legs Wide Open for Business said, "For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."

She also said, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny...."

I don't have time to take this too seriously, but just so I can prove my point, I'm going to post a couple of Paris' interviews below.

You be the judge.

Seriously. Dumb as a rock.

RIP John Updike

John Updike, author of A&P, died of lung cancer on Thursday.

Born in Pennsylvania, John Updike graduated from Harvard summa cum laude (that's really good) with a degree in English.

His stories have inspired since the 60's and they continue to do so today. |

He is a staple in American fiction.

His last name is slightly hilarious, too.


If you've gotten any satisfaction from reading this trashtastic blog, then I ask you...


Thanks. and here's a little vintage Brad to show my appreciation.

Kim Kardashian... STFU

So Kim "My ass is the size of Alaska" Kardashian had to open her stupid fat lips, emit air, and vibrate her vocal chords once more. KK had to chime in on the whole Jessica Simpson fat ass fiasco.

Khloe Kardashian's older sister said this, ""I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous." Kimmy, I think you need your eyes checked.

Wait No! You need your brain checked if you think that Jessica's Mom Pants outfit was anything but apalling.

Let's just throw Kim and Jessica both into a big tub of Hostess Cupcakes, where they will eat themselves to death. They will probably have to fight to the death, though, cause Kim's big ass isn't going to share with Jessica's fat derriere.

It will be the battle of the asses!