Thursday, January 29, 2009

Paris, Stop Lying. We all Know You're a Few Herpes Short of an Outbreak.

Paris Hilton, whose in London being the BWF (Biggest Whore Forever) to everyone, is trying to convince people that she's NOT stupid.

Let me repeat. Paris says she isn't dumb.


Ms. Legs Wide Open for Business said, "For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."

She also said, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny...."

I don't have time to take this too seriously, but just so I can prove my point, I'm going to post a couple of Paris' interviews below.

You be the judge.

Seriously. Dumb as a rock.

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