Thursday, January 29, 2009
Kim Kardashian... STFU
So Kim "My ass is the size of Alaska" Kardashian had to open her stupid fat lips, emit air, and vibrate her vocal chords once more. KK had to chime in on the whole Jessica Simpson fat ass fiasco.
Khloe Kardashian's older sister said this, ""I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous." Kimmy, I think you need your eyes checked.
Wait No! You need your brain checked if you think that Jessica's Mom Pants outfit was anything but apalling.
Let's just throw Kim and Jessica both into a big tub of Hostess Cupcakes, where they will eat themselves to death. They will probably have to fight to the death, though, cause Kim's big ass isn't going to share with Jessica's fat derriere.
It will be the battle of the asses!