Thursday, January 7, 2010
Mariah keeps it real... real drunk.
After drowning all of her troubles (i.e. weasel husband, bad cover of 'I Wanna Know What Love Is,' is a little piggy) in a third apple-tini, Mariah gave this wonderful acceptance speech at the Palm Springs Int'l Film Festival (don't quote me on the title).
I think all speeches should be given drunk. These celebrities need to realize that it makes us feel better about ourselves when they slur their words.
If I were going to start a philanthropy, it would focus on getting celebrities hammered. It would be called DRUNK.
(There's no acronym there, it says what it means.)
Watch the queen of drunk speeches below, and may she rest in peace.