Man Accused Of Stuffing Cat Into Bong

That man was busted stuffing his 6 month old cat into that box thingy he calls a bong (fuck, i've made bongs out of weirder shit).

Here's the caption from the AP "Acea Schomaker, of Lincoln, Neb., right, faces animal cruelty charges after deputies say they caught him smoking marijuana from a bong contraption, left, that had a cat stuffed inside"

I'm sorry, but this is almost an LOL cat situation. If you could see the kitty in the bong.... 420 kitty Is In UR BONG!

or Stoner Kitty Like to Hot ur Box!

I'm eternally laughing (as well as disgusted) inside.

Authorities say he will be charged for animal abuse, which he should be.

DO NOT SMOKE UP YOUR PETS BOYS AND GIRLS!

Fry That Chicken... Fry That Chicken...

Mrs. Peaches Lays it down in this jam. I swear, this is the jam of the summer (even though it was released two and a half years ago).

I want a piece of that chicken. It's probably way better than the millionth double beef burrito from taco bell I had today!

Monifah... Yes, I Do Want To Touch It

This hot bitch almost completely fell out of my brain space until my roomate Boni reminded me of her gloriousness. I immediatley YouTubed it and brough it here for all of little Monifah lovers (don't lie. You know you want to touch it.)

This is the jam right here.

Fucking Seattle Cops Are Fuckt Up

Don't watch this video unless you are prepared to see some truly messed up shit.

These cops beat up a 15 year old girl. I dont know what she said to them, but she sure as hell didn't warrant wtf they did to her. Watch for yourself, if you think you can take it.

OctuMommy!!!! NEWS!!!

It's time for your favorite nut job, and mine, OCTUMOMMY!!!!

Turns out, Nadye, aka Octumommy refused free 24 hour child care for a year because the person offering didn't attach a reality show to that deal.

Fuck yeah, Octumommy, get your game on. Pimp out those kids.

I know I sound like a fucktard, and many of you think i'm sick and twisted, but I say, these kids are all goign to turn out fucked up anyway. Maybe having a reality show will boost their egos so they don't feel like shit from all the neglect they'll INEVITABLY have to deal with.

And maybe they'll be able to foray the reality show into careers.

I don't know exactly what Octumommy's deal is, but lets hope dem kids get taken care of somehow. Neglect is not cool.

I know this is also sick, but something about Octomommy's look just makes me think she was born to be a star (even though she had to give birth to get there.. is that even funny?)

Oh, and in case you all were curious, below is a picture of the man who claims to be the father of the octuplets. I mean, the pictures of the Octuplets don't look black, and this guy looks at least half black, if not full. So... idk.

I don't Know Why This Bothers Me So Much

Perez Hilton's been posting about Chris Brown. Here's what he said:

"The rapper has been popping in and out of late night recording sessions at the infamous Hit Factory studio in Miami where Brown is said to be recording tracks for a new album. "

Does anybody see anything wrong with that statement.

CHRIS BROWN ISN"T A FUCKING RAPPER. He's an RnB singer/woman beater.

Gosh. I'm so glad I finally got that off my chest.

And i'm not posting that douches picture. Instead, another LOL cat.

(Please, if you read this blog often, and you think i'm going overboard with the LOL cats, tell me. I just can't help it. they are so cute and addicting. I heart them)

Some Serious Shit

The dow dropped below 7,000 today bitches. That's really bad.

I hate to bring up all this terrible shiz, but I guess it's beautiful to know?

I mean, I know that my bank account dropped below four dollars today. But it's beautiful to know that.

At around 6,800, the DOW is the lowest it has been since April 1997.

We can all pretty much blame it on AIG, who lost another 68 billion dollars after we gave them like 10 trillion dollars. I saw FUCK AIG. I dont know shit about the economy, but these damn insurance, money lenders, are really fucking shit up right now.

Oh, and the CEO of Freddie Mac just resigned, too. Asshole.

The reason this country is in real trouble, is because the gov isn't talking directly about the real issues, they keep feeding us bullshit.

But whatever, sorry for getting all serious on your asses.

It's Lou Reeds Birthday

Lou Reed Turns 67 today folks. Imagine that. You can do all that heroin, and other junkie stuff and still make it to a ripe old age of 67.

Keep on Rockin Lou.