Thursday, February 5, 2009

Maturbating is Over Rated

When I saw this, I thought it was a fucking joke. But it turns out they were made by the Passion For Christ Movement.

Aren't these shirts just a little obscene? I mean, should kids be wearing this shit to school?

I think these shirts will probably sell pretty well to masturbation fanatics.

If i had a fuckin dime to spend on clothing, I'd totally get one.

Turns Out Miley Cyrus Really is 16

How fucking naive does Miley think we are?

"After the above photo leaked of Miley and her friends doing Asian faces, the little tween star took to her blog.

I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized."

Dis bitch is crazy. First of all, Britney is not back on top of her game. She's playing the game, but she sure as hell aint on top of it.

Second, if she thinks for one second that anyone will believe she wasn't making asian faces, she needs to go choke on some kung pao chicken.

Seriously Miley. It's not that big a deal, in my book, but don't lie.

Personally, I think racial jokes are hilarious. So are jokes about gays, pre cum, and beasteality. Like: "Oh man, my dog pre cums so much when I suck him off."

C'mon now, that's hilarious.