Razzie Awards

Here's a list of the 2008 Razzie Award Winners:

Worst Picture: The Love Guru

Worst Actor: Mike Myers - The Love Guru

Worst Actress: Wonky - The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Supporting Actress: Wonky - Repo: The Genetic Opera

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!

Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director: Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru - Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll

Vintage Miley With Her Idol: JamieLynn

I just found this picture of Miley and JamieLynn being buddy buddy like two or three years ago, and I thought it deserved to be seen by Miley's adoring public (that means you, you perv!)

I thought it was a little ironic that Miley was standing next to the teen pregnancy cover girl JamieLynn. Maybe I thought it was foreshadowing.

Mickey Rourke Sure Knows How To Give an Acceptance Speech

Mickey Rourke won the Best Male Lead at the Independent Spirit Awards last night, and gave an uproarious speech where he became frenemies with Eric Roberts, and mis pronounced Marisa Tomei's name.

Mickey is a hot mess. If he takes his glasses off, I think we'd all die. Those glasses he's wearing are definitley hiding something is all. Maybe it's his dilated pupils, cause i wouldn't be surprised if Rourkey Was Tripping ballz during this speech.

I just hope he cusses tonight at the oscar's half as much as he did during this speech, because the oscars are so damn prissy prissy. And everyone takes them so seriously.

They need a little bit of Mickey's botched botox face brand of humor. Does that even make sense?

Nicole Ritchie, Pregnant again! WTF?

Dude, Harlowe looks just like Joel Madden!

It seems like just a couple of years ago Nicole Ritchie was poppin vicodin and driving the wrong side on the freeway. Now, Nicky Darling (I bet she calls people darling) is set to pop out her second lovechild with Joel Madden, the lead singer of Shitty Charlotte (aka Good Charlotte).

Nicole said in a statement:

"What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now........."

Well, I'm glad Nicole feels like she doesn't need to win an oscar, because I doubt that's happening anytime soon.

Paris Hilton would be sooooo jealous though! Wouldn't that be awesome? Nicole totally wouldn't thank Paris either, she'd smite that bitch on the stage. Paris would resort to whoring it up in Hollywood clubs trying to convince everyone that she's happy for Nicole, but if you've seen Paris' movies, you'd know that she couldn't convince Clay Aiken that he's gay.