Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Is Alive!

Yes. It is 100% true that Michael Jackson is, without a hint of doubt, alive and well. As you can clearly see in this video, MJ hops out of that coroners van and is escorted into the doorway by an executioner from medieval England.

Seeing is believing. And here you have it. MJ, the King of Pop, The Magical Music Maker, and lover of little boys everywhere, is still dancing.

The picture below clearly demonstrates how certain tabby cats are immune to gravity.