Thursday, February 12, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix Wins Today's Douche Bag Award



Joaquin Phoenix has gone completely batshit crazy.

I know he's tired of acting and wants to go onto music, and that doesn't make him crazy exactly (if you ignore the fact that he's turning down tens of millions per movie role... fucktard). But the beard and the sunglasses during this Letterman interview might just make one hell of an argument to send this mofo to Bellvue Psychiatric Hospital.

He's acting like a complete douche in this interview, and I'm sure he knows it. I'm starting to think his hiatus on acting is just one big act that he's trying to pull. He's probably thinking how anti-establishment he is and how he's so real and cool. I think Letterman is throwing that sort of idea into his face by giving him the total disrespect this chump deserves.

YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR JOAQUIN. BUT YOU SUCK AS A D-BAG.