Thursday, March 12, 2009

He's Gay? WTF?

This mother fucker just pulled some Doogie Howser shit on us. Dave "Say What Karaeoke (I dont know how the f you spell kar-E-oky)" Holmes, that dude that came in second on the "wanna be a vj" shiznat from MTV like 10 years ago, is a say what HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!

Okay, he came out like 7 years ago, but I didn't know this shit. Why didn't I know this? I should know every celebrity that is gay (no matter how minor or irrelevant) because I have to be ready if duty calls!

I'm shocked by this because I don't think I ever romanticized getting it on with this fool. I can still barely imagine him doing the dirty with a dude.

I know this will be news to many of you...