Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Mr. Kan- "I'm not gay" West has proven once again what a smoke filled douche bag he is.
The rapper/fashionista/douchebag recently said these humble words:
"I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
His greatest pain? Whatafuckingdouchebag. I don't know how many times I can use the word douche bag in one post, but Kanye definitley will push that number to the limit.
Douchebag Douchebag Douchebag.
Besides Kanye, if you want to see yourself "perform" do what I do... use a fucking mirror.
I actually like this picture of Lindsay Cokehan doing Madonna. It's spot on if Madonna were a cokey, alcoholic lezzie for-hire.
Lindsay makes me feel sad, because its like we all know she will never get her shit together. She's just going to keep on boozing and blowing nose candy and eating coochie (well, the last one might not lead to her downfall... it would lead to mine though).
Let's all say a prayer for Lindsay. I pray that this Ms. Cokehan becomes a good actress and does less blow (praying for her to stop completely would be like praying for unicorns to fall from the sky... although...)