Finally Bono Does Some Real Good In This World: Puts Chris Martin In His Place

Bono was on The BBC's Radio One, when he dished out a full load of truth about the douche bag married to Gwenyth Fishsticks Paltrow (Also a douche bag).

Boner... I mean Bono said "I think he's that good a melodist, but he's a wanker… He's obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin," said Bono on the BBC early Friday morning.

This makes me happy. And Bono usually makes me pissy like the kitty below.

Mad Pussy

This Kitty's name is Burger. This clip is pretty old, and I'm sure they put bitchy (or should I say catty) Burger to sleep, but lets remember him as he was. One Mad Pussy.

Zack Morris Is 35... I'd still hit it.

All you ladies in your mid 20's who had their lips on the TV screen during Zack Morris' soliloquy's will be interested to know that the former teen heart throb turns 35 today.

Below is a pic of what he currently looks like (he might have long hair, but him with long hair is almost as scary as the Pussy below)

You All Know How I Love Pussy

I am shuttering and will be for several days.

Join me.