Bruce Springsteen Teabags America

Bruce got a little to into his Superbowl Halftime Show (or not into it enough, depending on who you ask).

Check out "The Boss" sliding his package into the camera.

Jessica, It's Okay To Be A Cow

Dear Jessica,

I post these pics out of admiration for your luscious thighs, which seem so plump and edible beneath those leather pantalones. I want to cook you over a charbrolied flame, put you between a bun and put ketchup lettuce etc. all over you.

Love,
Todd Michael

Michael Phelps hitting The Biz-ONg

Now, this may come as a surprise to all of you Career Peepees, but me likes to hit the bong every now and then (a.k.a every day).

But I stand before you today, with the hope and vision, and the assurance, that I too, can one day become a Gold Medalist in the Olympics.

Super sexy Michael Phelps (any of you who say he has a butter face can eat his dorsal fin) was busted toking the bong at a some party.

Bitches claim that Phelps was drunk and stoned all night long.

HELLZ YEAH! What a stallion.

Apparently, Phelps' manager was begging some publisher not to publish these pics. Phelpsy might lose millions in endorsements.

That's okay Michael. I'll support you on my poverty line salary and massive debts. We'll live together and you can work your back stroke on me all night long, drunk and stoned.

P.S. Mikey, I only hit the kind bud.

Watch the vid below! He strokes me crazy.