This is my new fav song. Fuck me.

Lyrics:

Lalalalala

Oh baby baby
Have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smokin' up outside
Oh

Oh baby baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that Imma buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh

Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Lalalalalala

Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up
I don't know where or when and now they're closing up the club
Oh

I've seen her want to drive before she knows my face
But it's hard to see with all the people standing in the way
Oh

Oh oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just want to go to the party she's gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
So what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh
So what you want about me

So tell me if you've seen her
Cause I've been waiting here forever
Oh baby baby
If You Seek Amy tonight
Oh
Oh baby baby
We'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby
Oh baby baby baby

Lalalalalala
Lalalalalala

Love me hate me
So what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you seek what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me so what you want about me (yeah)
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
So what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh So what you want about me

All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

This show was kinda dank

I changed my mind JUST NOW!

I was going to say how Ashlee Simpson is obviously an outrageous bitch. And now that i watch this video for the 158th time, i see the beauty in this bitch's bitchiness.

She's young, rich, famous, kiss her fucking foot. Seriously. bitches. Give me some fucking free fries. Testify! Give Ashlee an entire Big Mac Combo Meal, with monopoly pieces if that's going on.

I hate when people say famous people are so full of themselves. Because it's like, so are you.

I am overwhelemed with happiness right now

=D =D =D

Emoticons can't even express the joy inside my tummy right now for pizza with to-to-to-to-toppings.!

This movie is... I can't express it

Sometimes i think i'm permastoned. Because i seem to get every joke in Pineapple Express. SOmetimes, I wish my life was Pineapple Express. It just makes sense for some reason.

Really good movie though. I'ma so serious right now you be so surprise.
Bust it.\

I'm reposting this because that interviewer girl is the next Bahbwa

Vanessa is so stoned or something. Maybe she was really high writing the song, and now when she talks about it, she cracks up because she realizes she doesn't understand her lyrics.

Her eyes are so glazed. Fuck, I'd have to smoke a bong, take a valium, and maybe some salvia before I could talk to that chick interviewing her.

Go to 2:42 for a really awesome awkward moment. Vanessa totally gives this chick the "back up bitch" stinkeye.

The David Hasslehoff diet

I posted this in case anybody needed to go on a diet. Because i can't eat shit for like a week after seeing this. I want to gag up beer and cheeseburger and hoff juice. Ewwww. Hoff Juice.

Me no likey pepaws eating.

I fucking love his daughter though, because you know shes thinking "i'm totally gonna make like a million dollars on youtube with this shit." She probably bought a set of secret cameras and is going to publish them in an elegant box set called living with hoff: living with a drunken pepaw.

I realized that Long live the Banana hat

If you send me the best picture of a banana hat before February 14th, 2009, I will give you 50 bucks.

There will also be other prizes given.

E-mail me the picture of the banana hat at woaproductions.todd@gmail.com

David Duchovny has a divine dick

Everyone knows David Duchovny has a magic dick. That's why they made a show about it called Californication. And boy doesn't David just love to dick around town.
They say he has a sex addiction. But I would to if I had divine dick.

Sabo fucking tage

This video means something to me. Sabotage by the Beastie Boys is a classic track. There's no one that will deny that. It's like, you can get high to them, or dance to them, or rock out to them, or love them cause they're all good jewish boys =).

Your mother is going to be so proud!

It must be my birthday on some planet

I'm not going to see it in theaters..... Or am i?

Hannah Montana. It all sounded so stupid once.

I am Powerless Against Hannah Montana

I almost cried when I saw this. Well actually, I was at first surprised that the movie hadn't come out yet seeing as how Miley Cyrus is already 18 and allowed to date 20 year olds.

Right??

But seriously, Hanna Montana is addictive shit. If it's ever on the tv I'll watch an entire episode before I know it. At first I'll tell myself that I'm just doing research on Miley. Before I know it, I'm laughing at the 12 year old humor and looking around to make sure no one sees me.

Does Amy Winehouse even know if she's still married

Somehow, I get the impression that Amy Winehouse has multiple personalities. One of them likes to call out "Blaaaaaaaaaaake" and others don't even know who Blaky is.

The media keeps speculating about her possible divorce or something. I say, divorced or not, she's still a crackhead.

Kate Hudson says

"I love doing them and I will do more. It's fun. Also, I've come to appreciate the skill of the photographer. It's a real art. I'm very interested in that side of it."

-Hudson said to an MTV photographer

Lily Allen gets Womanized and makes a married man pay

This is Lily Allen singing Brit Brit. It's sort of ironic because Lil' lily just got herself womanized by some billionaire. Perez Hilton says that because of the affair with Lily, the billionaire is going to have to pay up over $100 million to his ex womanized woman.

Cool the way famous people destory people's lives. If I had to have any celebrity ruin my life it would have to Woody Allen because at least I know he'd feel bad, and then go home, write, direct, and star in a B comedy movie that only
a few people ever see on Starz.

Doin the Macky Macerana with Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

I'm not exactly sure what it is about the Macarena that makes me want to throw up my lunch. Maybe it's the awkward hip shake at the end, or the way it makes me feel like i'm ten again at Britney Delava's pool party.

Watch the Chipmunks lay it down doin the macky macky.

This performance is dank

Britney Spears looks as hot here as she ever did. Do you remember thinking that Britney Spears was the epitome of beauty? This is why. Dancing all hot and sweaty and stuff in pants that look like nakeds.

The greatest lesson in economics

"They must have a budget too.
"ay, that they do. That they do."

Economics have never been so entertainining. This is an early form of my childhood favorite, Ducktales.

"That's how I got rich, lads."

Drunk History- Michael Cera does Alexander Hamilton

This reminds me of that milk commercial where the dude shoves a peanut butter sandwich in his mouth. He knows the answer the to the million dollar question:

Who shot Alexander Hamilton?

Ahwun buh. "huh" Awwun Buh. Awwun Burr. "I'm sorry we are out of time."