Sunday, August 2, 2009

Somebody Give This Woman A Record Deal

Well world, we have a nother famegrubbing, Sarah Larson loving, Ashley Dupree on our hands and her name is Jude Law's Babymamma. Her real name is Samantha Burke, and surprise surprise, she's an actress and a model. I can hear the collective sigh of actress/models all over hollywood. They've been holding their stomachs, they've stopped drinking and smoking, because they were all hoping to be named Jude Law's baby mama. (That's how those putas think.)

Don't worry ladies, I hear Spaghetti Cat is still looking for a pussy to impregnate.