M.I.A Did Not Name Her Baby Ickit

After several blogs reported that MIA named her baby Ickitt, which I don't think anybody thought twice about, MIA responded to the news in her blog or something. Here's what she said:


MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS!
I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!!

BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT.

LOTS OF LOVE STICKIT!!

That's right everybody. Stick it!

Chris Brown Is A Great Role Model For The Kiddies... And So Is Lindsay Lohan!

Chris Brown has been nominated for 2 Kids Choice Awards.

Come now, Nickelodean, you have got to be kidding. You have got to remove his name from the nominees.

I'm sorry, I'm just sick of this sucker. I want him in jail. You can't beat the hell out of somebody, get caught, and not go to jail. Wait, I guess if you're a millionaire you can.

When kids start beating up Hanna Montana instead of cheering her on, we're going to know who to blame!

Lezzie Lohan is Loca Mad at CooCoo Katie

Remember the Lindsay Madonna pic I posted from Glamour Mag? Well, even though Lohan actually looked good in them, she's still pissed about the shoot because she didn't get the cover.

And who did? Why the lovely Crazy Katie Holmes.

Dude, it seems like all these famous bitches have done lost their damn minds. I guess I can relate, I lost my mind in the 11th grade after I smoked some bad weed, so I'm not judging, just stating the obvious.

To be honest, Lindsay shouldn't be surprised. I mean the cover talks about Do's and Don'ts. And I think putting Lezzie Lohan on the cover of Glamour after all the crazies she's pulled is a definite DON'T!

Just be happy Lindz that your pics turned out good and at least you're not married to Tom Cruise *shudders* (and yes, I hate the *emotion* type things too, but the idea of spending time with Tommy Cruise calls for shudders. But then again, so does spending time with Sam Sam Ronson.)

Do The Potty Dance Bitch

Ok, this one especially goes out to my girl Harmony because she actually loves kids.

Me, on the other hand, I'm into the grown assholes making fools out of themselves doing the potty dance. (And I also freaking love this song. That rapper is off the chain...)

This shit is marketing gold, whoever came up with this at pull-ups deserves a freaking grammy. This song should be number 1 on the billboard charts, and it's exactly what Crazy Tatiana from American Idol should have sang to win over Simon in the Wild Card. (I don't watch AI, i just catch glimpses of AI news here and there... I swear!!! Don't give me that look. I don't watch it!)

But seriously, check out the crazy bitch below. She's amazing.