Sunday, May 31, 2009

Tranny's Sloppy Seconds Impregnates Oscar Winner

The tubby man with the jerry curl spikes to your left is not only Jennifer Hudson's Hubby-to-be, but he's also the father of her baby to be.

Yes, oscar-winner and foodie Jennifer Hudson is bearing the fruit of Punk from I Love New York 2's loins.

David Otunga (Punk) is one lucky bastard.

And fortunately for his future offspring, he/she won't be a bastard. Hudson and Punk are also engaged.

This must give all sorts of hope to all the skank rejects of Rock of Love and the man hoes of I Love Daisy and I Love New York... especially after that disappointing realization that they will inevitably face when they realize they contracted
Herpes, Syphillis, Crabs, and gangrene peens and chi chis.