Sunday, February 22, 2009

Nicole Ritchie, Pregnant again! WTF?

Dude, Harlowe looks just like Joel Madden!

It seems like just a couple of years ago Nicole Ritchie was poppin vicodin and driving the wrong side on the freeway. Now, Nicky Darling (I bet she calls people darling) is set to pop out her second lovechild with Joel Madden, the lead singer of Shitty Charlotte (aka Good Charlotte).

Nicole said in a statement:

"What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now........."

Well, I'm glad Nicole feels like she doesn't need to win an oscar, because I doubt that's happening anytime soon.

Paris Hilton would be sooooo jealous though! Wouldn't that be awesome? Nicole totally wouldn't thank Paris either, she'd smite that bitch on the stage. Paris would resort to whoring it up in Hollywood clubs trying to convince everyone that she's happy for Nicole, but if you've seen Paris' movies, you'd know that she couldn't convince Clay Aiken that he's gay.

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