"[Partying] is what I do for a living. I get paid to go to events and parties, and it’s fun."
- Paris Hilton tells the NY Daily News
I don't know whether to slap her across the face or to kiss her deflated whoopie cushion ass and beg that she be my friend.
Internal Debate:
Would I rather spend time with a blow up doll and get to party for a living.... or have a dump taken on me by Kim Zolciak of the real Housewives of Atlanta?
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