Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Robert Pattinson and Natalie Portman Are Butt Buddies?

I don't know if Robert has used Natalies bum bum as a warm place yet, but I do know that Pattinson was supposedly very excited to see Ms. Portman. Pattinson's friend said the hunky vampire used "whisky and Natalie" Portman to keep him cool on Oscar night.

This story is actually pretty retarded. I just thought it sounded good at first.

Robert, you belong with me. Contact me Robert and we can spend the rest of our lives together in bloody bliss.

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