Does Amy Winehouse even know if she's still married

Somehow, I get the impression that Amy Winehouse has multiple personalities. One of them likes to call out "Blaaaaaaaaaaake" and others don't even know who Blaky is.

The media keeps speculating about her possible divorce or something. I say, divorced or not, she's still a crackhead.

Kate Hudson says

"I love doing them and I will do more. It's fun. Also, I've come to appreciate the skill of the photographer. It's a real art. I'm very interested in that side of it."

-Hudson said to an MTV photographer

Lily Allen gets Womanized and makes a married man pay

This is Lily Allen singing Brit Brit. It's sort of ironic because Lil' lily just got herself womanized by some billionaire. Perez Hilton says that because of the affair with Lily, the billionaire is going to have to pay up over $100 million to his ex womanized woman.

Cool the way famous people destory people's lives. If I had to have any celebrity ruin my life it would have to Woody Allen because at least I know he'd feel bad, and then go home, write, direct, and star in a B comedy movie that only
a few people ever see on Starz.

Doin the Macky Macerana with Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

I'm not exactly sure what it is about the Macarena that makes me want to throw up my lunch. Maybe it's the awkward hip shake at the end, or the way it makes me feel like i'm ten again at Britney Delava's pool party.

Watch the Chipmunks lay it down doin the macky macky.

This performance is dank

Britney Spears looks as hot here as she ever did. Do you remember thinking that Britney Spears was the epitome of beauty? This is why. Dancing all hot and sweaty and stuff in pants that look like nakeds.

The greatest lesson in economics

"They must have a budget too.
"ay, that they do. That they do."

Economics have never been so entertainining. This is an early form of my childhood favorite, Ducktales.

"That's how I got rich, lads."

Drunk History- Michael Cera does Alexander Hamilton

This reminds me of that milk commercial where the dude shoves a peanut butter sandwich in his mouth. He knows the answer the to the million dollar question:

Who shot Alexander Hamilton?

Ahwun buh. "huh" Awwun Buh. Awwun Burr. "I'm sorry we are out of time."

Britney has the voice of a...

Britney Spears, singing lively. I think Britney has the potential to sing very nicely. I'm not sure she can anymore, but I think that she was not musically retarded. She's beautiful somewhere. And somewhere she's bald and skanky.

But I could say the same thing for me.

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL

The Sandlot is the dope style shit from the 90's. If you haven't seen it, rent it on VHS, cook some jiffy pop, and enjoy!

Smack my b*tch up

Prodigy, is, sort of amazing.