Now This Is Scandalous! YUMMY!

This blog will soon be changed to Britney'sScandals.com

Check out this call that Brit Brit made to a lawyer. She claims her dad, Jamie Spears, otherwise known as Poppa Spears has been threatening her and shiz.

You know, the truth is, he's probably just doing whatever he can to keep the girl in line.

But you know what... it's her fucking money, and her fucking life. So she can do whatever she wants. Unfortunatley.

Merry Christmas Brit!

I don't have the video

But Perez Hilton Does.

Brit Brit is high as a kite and without doing any drugs ( I assume she's sober during a tour performance... Do I assume wrong?)

Check out this video and prepare to bust a nut with laughter.

This video should win a Golden Globe, an Emmy, an Oscar, and a Grammy for outstanding fuckery.

DON'T KILL EDIE BRITT!

This shit really pisses me off.

So, the one show that I'm truly addicted to, Desperate HouseWhores, is rumored to be killing off one of it's whoriest and most lucious characters, the glorious Edie Britt (played by Nicolette Sheridan).

The producers of this show are out of their fucking minds. Edie is the only herped up whore I really care about, because she only cares about one thing: HERSELF.

Kill off Susan if you're going to kill anybody. Susan is the most annoying biatch on that show. She's like a dripping faucet, a barking dog, a fuzzy TV, and a boner at an innappropriate time all rolled into one annoying ass Ho bag.

Plus, she has long fucking eyebrows.

I don't understand the picture below, but it's the best shit I could find.

I Think Today Is No Celebrity Bullshit Day

I just wanna laugh.

Girls just wanna have fun.

I Love You Cheesecat.

Poofy Kitty Has A Question...

Why U Gotta Be So Mean?

Damien Rice

I like this.

Reason # 3243 to Not Do Blow

(The picture is actually a representation of reason # 3244)

So according to this source Lindsay Lohan is brokesville. WELCOME TO THE CLUB LINDZ!!

The only money Lindz is making these days is from personal appearances. And while she's been spending up a storm, she ain't using her own money. She's using her boyfriend Sam Ronson's money.

I don't personally give two shits about this blow hard (emphasis on the blow) but it just goes to show you that no matter how much money you make (this bitch was getting 7 million a movie at one point) you can blow it all away... on BLOW!!!

Congrats Lohan, you've acheived one of my lifelong dreams, which was to make millions and spend it all away in a drug infused frenzy.

Get a job biatch.

OCTO MOM MANIA!!!!!!!

Obviously, my obsession with OctoMom is well warranted. Just check out the circus at her new crib!

My lady Octomom got the green light to take home 2 of her 8 newborns to the new pad she picked up in Southern California (La Habra, to be precise).

There has to be like 50 people on her front lawn right there. And there all waiting to cast their lenses, and eyes on the mommylicious, jaw-dropping beauty known as Octo Mom.

What I really want to know is, is OctoMom making her money off of all this?

I mean, people want to call that bitch greedy, but dayum, she better get greedy, she's got 14 kids to feed. 14!!!

She's like running a full-time summer camp. That would annoy the hellz out of me. Shit, I get annoyed if I even hear a baby crying from a distance while I'm in public.

Plus, you can't smoke down with babies. You can't drink with babies. What the hell are they good for?

Hey Bitches... Bow Down

I know it's completely unnecessary to post the same picture in two consecutive posts... but SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

Of course it's necessary. It's my latest and most dearest obsession of all time. CHEESECAT!

Look how beautiful he is. I lub him.

So i've been thinking, about Cheesecat, and I was wondering what it takes to be a spoiled brat?

What do U think?

About Cheesecat, of course, and then about what it takes to be a spoiled brat.

I Have A New Boyfriend

I have a new passion in life. A new reason to get up in the morning. A new boo, if you will.

World, say hello to cheesecat.

He is the ultimate LOLCat because, just like me, and you, he also enjoys Kraft Singles.

As you can tell, he is a marvel of a cat. The way the cold cheese sits across his face, and he smirks. This cat is the 10th wonder in the world (Tommy Lee's dick is the 8th, and John Travolta's hairpiece is the 9th)

I love cheesecat.