Saturday, February 28, 2009

Rihanna Is Just Askin For Another Ass Whoopin

Rumor has it that Rihanna has taken her assaulter back into her alien arms.

A source close to the couple said, "They're together again. They care for each other. While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."

You know, Sometimes I just want to smack bitches upside the head. (Though in this case I guess that would be a little redundant). Rihanna likes it rough I guess.

She's officially changing the name of her hit song to:

"Please Dont Stop The Beating"

Who knew Alien Princesses loved to get the smack down laid on they asses. If she takes him back, not only will people hate Chris Brown, they'll think Rihanna is dumb!

I mean, we're talking the rocket scientist Rihanna!

I know the pussy below doesn't fit exactly with the story. But c'mon. LOL!

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