Stump Is The Shit

Check him out.

He's a Sussex Spaniel, he's 10 years old, and his name is Stump. Oh yeah, and he's also the hottest dog in the world right now.

Stump recently won best in show at the Westminster Dog Show.

This bitch is amazing. He was the oldest dog to win that shit, and I can't see anyone who could be more deserving.

My mom was particularly happy about the Spaniel win because Stump bares some resemblance to her favorite canine: Detective.

Detective is a cocker spaniel, he's 1 years old, and it's his birthday today.
And if any of you bitches even think a bad thought about him, you will disintegrate as my mother's love for him is ubiquitous. It will strike your ass down like a Catholic lying at confessional.