Sunday, February 8, 2009
Why Can't We Buy Back The Old Britney
Somebody needs to fork up some major money and spend it on rehabbing brit. I don't get it. Doesn't she already have millions of dollars? Can't she buy back her beautiful hair?
Hell, at least she was always a lip-syncher. Cause if she lost her voice too, I don't know what I'd do. But I suppose you can't really go anywhere from lip synching.
Look at the toxic performace above, then look at the womanizer below. The difference is redick dick.
And what's with the hat? It's okay that your hair is really a dead rodent now Brit, the hat doesn't change that, and it looks straight up redick dick. (i'm going to be saying that for a while now). It's like the whole time you're waiting for her to throw the hat into the audience, but she never does. Maybe she forgot?
And look at her face at the end. It's like, "DID I FINISH? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? WHERE ARE MY BABIES?"
Poor brit brit. I can totally relate. That one time when I performed Womanizer on British television was pure torture!