This is Pinky the pink dolphin. Yes, this is an actual pink dolphin, the gays didn't have one dyed for PRIDE.
Pinky is an albino dolphin, which is why he's so pink.
He was discovered in Louisiana in 2007 and he's been gaying up the waters ever since. You know all the other homo dolphins are totally jealous. I hope the jock dolphins don't bash on him.
Actually, Pinky is straight. REALLY! See, you don't even believe it, think about how Pinky feels.
Poor Pinky. I still love you Pinky. In a totally hetero, non beastiality kind of way.
No comments:
Post a Comment