WTF Is Up with "Hot Fries"?

I'm not sure which is grosser... Lindsay Lohan's septum, or Hot Fries?

I seriously think all people who choose this snack food item ought to be deported to a third world country. These are not a real food.

If you eat these, you might as well eat play dough spaghetti, or mud fucking pies.

Now on to more important things...



The two geniuses you see have been arrested for putting their nose elves inside the food they were serving at dominoes.

How did they get caught?

look below



Fuck these guys.

DEATH PENALTY.

This is exactly what all of us good American's pray won't happen. It's embedded into our national consciousness the same way terrorists are.

These people are terrorists.

DEATH PENALTY!