Sunday, June 7, 2009
Heidi's Stomach Is Trying To Quit That Bitch
For the bazillionth time, Heidi and Spencer Prick are trying to get out of Costa Rica and back to papparazzi lined streets of LA.
This time, Helium Head Heidi is claiming that she has a gastric ulcer. Turns out Heidi couldn't even stomach herself any longer.
I don't know whether I feel bad for Heidi or the ulcer?
I don't know what to say about these two. I don't feel like any sort of logical reaction will make any sense to them. Heidi and Spencer only react in one way to anything. Spencer plots revenge while Heidi has the Andy Griffith theme song on repeat in her head.