Friday, June 5, 2009
Kill Bill... But If You Don't, He'll Kill Himself
David Carradine, of Kung-Fu and Kill Bill fame, died a couple of days ago in a Thailand hotel.
Some reports say he committed suicide (SUCIO!) while others report that Carradine died in pursuit of the perfect orgasm.
The Bangkok Post reported that his body was found curled up in the wardrobe with a shoelace tied around his genitals and neck.
While a police official said he was found in his closet, hanged.
I don't know who to believe, but what I would like to know is:
What are the odds of surviving that kind of sexy times?
Anybody ever try it? I'll bet that's what Jon Gosselin gets off to. He probably wasn't into it until Kate had all those babies and got all crazy in the brains.
(If you didn't know, Kate's brains don't exist in her skull like everyone else. They are actually external and in the shape of a dead possum which doubles as her hair.)