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Quiznos Is Only Good For A Little While, Then You Have To Switch

What is it with these "real" pictures that make food look so unappetizing.

I feel like asking what companies do to their food to make it look so appetizing is one of those questions you start to ask with vigor, and after a while, you lose interest.

WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND!

What sort of delicious chemicals are being put into commercial food and why aren't they putting them in my meal?

This is what a Quizno's commercial meatball sub looks like:



Come to think of it, for 2.99, I don't care what it looks like.

Another Retro Barbie Doll Becomes A Housewife

The oldie lady with the large vv is the newest Real Housewife of New York, replacing the newly departed Bethenny Frankel, who is now set to appear in her won Bravo show. That'll show those other bitches that Bethenny and her "parting of the red sea" hair can do whatever they want. The newbie's name is Sonja somethingorother. Really, who gives a shit? (not me!!!!!! I swear. Don't look at me like that!)

Kiyah!

Rumor has it that Bethenny and Jill Zarin, of the Housewives of New York, are no longer talking since Frankel's split from the show. Jealous much? Uh.. duh.

Jill is probably squeezing out the last of her worry lines with botox as we speak.

Poor, poor, rich ho.

If you ask me, they should have just replaced Bethenny with Beaker the muppet. It would have been much more interesting. Finally, there would be someone with something to say. And more dramz!

Kelsey Grammer Relapses

WTF Kelsey Grammer? No thank you. Good day sir.

I said good day!

Here It Is World!

It's purrty good!

It's about a threesome.

I bet you'd think different about Brit Brit after being in a 3some with her.

Now THIS Is It!

Britney's new single is coming out. Since I'm Jewish and have never fully celebrated Christmas, whenever Britney launches a debut single, it's like my Christmas.

3, ladies and homos. 3. 3. 3.

It's Not Real, But I Love It Anyway

I want this movie to come out, because the trailer makes me cry with happiness.

WTF?

Ahead Of Its Time

The Cure's "Pictures Of You"

Thanks Pandora!

This Is The Most Amazing Toothpaste Ever

I'm just sorry I couldn't find a better image of it. The new aerosol toothpaste from Aquafresh kills 3X the bacteria in your mouth, and it feels like you're brushing your teeth with cloudy foamy goodness. It fills your mouth with so much delight that you'll wake up in the morning looking forward to brushing your teeth. It'll literally revolutionize the way you think about toothpaste.

Forget the messy tubes that look unsightly halfway through their usage. This lovely aerosol can fits neatly on your counter and remains in pristine form from start to finish.

Everything from the taste to the texture will leave your teeth and mouth feeling extra fresh.

GET THIS TOOTHPASTE.

And no, i'm not being paid by aquafresh. Why the fuck would they pay me to pimp their product out to the 3 people and 2 cats (don't ask) who read my blog/