Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Amy Winehouse is Gettin High on Pole




I'm not really sure who the chick above is, but I thought she looked like Amy Winy enough.

Well, anyhow, A-Wine i STILL down in St. Lucia on drug holiday.

She's having sex with someone who isn't Blake, and she's performing cracked out (she can't do anything else) versions of puppy love.

She's having sex with some dude named Josh Bowman, but really, who fuckin cares. I saw a picture of this dude, and he's pretty sexay, but theres no way he could ever keep up with Wino's crack habit. He'll be gone faster than Wino can turn a meth pipe.

My theory is that Wino spent millions on a special extended release crack pill, so while everyone thinks she sober, oodles of crack are being smoked by her blood cells.
Besides, everyone knows Wino can't get it up without a little bit of crack.

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