Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Tom Cruise Just Busted A Nut

Tom Cruise is demanding that all reporters who want to interview the Scientologist watch his delayed ejaculation, also known as Valkyrie, and like it before they can interview him.

If I were a GDamn celebrity of Tommy's stature, I'd demand a lot more than that.

1) You must bring a kitten into the interview room.
2) That kitten must be named after Suri.
3. Each interviewer must give me a thorough testicle exam.

Screw if they liked my movie or not.

I haven't seen Valkyrie, but I'm sure it's better than the 3 hour nap "Benjamin Button."

I wish hurricane Katrina would have destroyed that movie.

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